Upon arriving at the edge of the bayou to do a little fishing, T-Boy Boudreaux soon
realized he had forgotten to bring any bait.
Just then he happened to see a little garter snake passing by with a worm in its mouth.
Boudreaux snatched up the little snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, T-Boy snatched him up again and poured a little Bud Light down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later he felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, T-boy saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth.
So, I guess the moral of the story is "Where there's life--there's Budweiser".
Just then he happened to see a little garter snake passing by with a worm in its mouth.
Boudreaux snatched up the little snake and robbed him of his worm.
Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, T-Boy snatched him up again and poured a little Bud Light down his throat. Then he went about his fishing.
An hour or so later he felt a tug at his pant leg. Looking down, T-boy saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth.
So, I guess the moral of the story is "Where there's life--there's Budweiser".
Bud Light... thought T-Boy'd at least offer him a beer rather than "sex in a canoe". ROFL
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